Necessities of life: Food, Shelter & Louboutins

Mademoiselles, Mademoiselles,....

Ever been tempted to grab a bottle of nail polish and paint the soles of your black pumps lacquer red???!! I'm this close. I'm just dying for a pair, I mean, I deserve a pair..after all that suffering! It's gotten so bad that every time I spot a chick in any kind of black pumps, I only need 6 seconds to give them the once-over, and if they do not meet the louboutiments, I cast her into a bottomless shoe-pit at once!

Eureka!!!... Friday grocery shopping!!!! ..NO NO, that won't work, I'll have to steal it...OK, I nick the husband's Mastercard, dash to Milan,(It's just an hour-and-a-half away) purchase a fabulous pair, and hire a divorce lawyer with whatever's left on the card. It's the only way, lest I be doomed to that unfabulous Louboutinless pit.


Oh, Monsieur Louboutin, you home wrecker you!

Oh well, look on the bright side, it's all for a good cause I mean you gotta have one of those...priceless pieces pairs of art.